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Mindspank · 02-04-2009, 04:16 PM

On December 15th, 2007 the gods, pending approval of their leave form to go home for christmas, were bored. So they cruised the vast information resource available only to the gods, known as the interwebs. They visited various websites. Some of them involving funny pictures of felines in ambiguous situations with funny captions, others involved pictures of goddesses involved in not so ambiguous situations, with no captions whatsoever, scantily clad. Some of these sites involved data retreival websites, where anything your heart desires could be yours, with the click of your mouse and a little bit of patience, because your free internet you were leeching off of sucked.

It was on this type of website, on this day, the gods saw an advertisement for a world in which to escape the burdens of being a god, known as Isya. So the gods researched Isya, and their rulers, Outspark, and decided to participate in the ever evolving creation of this world. But all was not sunshine and rainbows. The download was fraught with peril, for unbeknownest to the gods, other users on his internet were playing WoW.

The gods LOATHED this digital abomination, and sought to postpone this menace, or block the port mapping through the router to which the gods had less than scrupulously gained access to.

Ports blocked, WoW defeated, Neighbors yelling so loudly "NO I JUST GOT AN EPIC DROP AND NOW MY INTERNET DOESNT WORK!! IM SUING THE ISP!!", the gods were free to begin the journy into the creation of Isya. The gods then created their first child, RedCell. RedCell was a strong warrior, the bravest in all the land. But while patrolling the streets of Roumen, The gods saw something they desired even more than being the bravest warrior.

For low and behold, another warrior of a different type brandished a flashing bow. So bedazzled by the witchery of this warriors bow, the gods saught to befriend him.

"Halt I say to thee. I prithee ask, what is your christian name?"

"Dragunov"

"Dragunov, a curious name. What type of witchery is that bow you hold before you?"

"It's a +9 lvl 20 bow. Want it? Ill sell it to you for 500s. It has enhanced stats and damage."

"Stats? I fear I do not understand the tongues in which you speak, friend."

"Too bad bro. Its a good deal. Oh I gotta go, later dude."

"Wait, stranger!"

And he was gone. Inspired by this stranger, the gods birthed another creation. Superior to RedCell in every way, they named him "Mindspank".

To this very day, Mindspank vigilantly patrolls the darkest ruins in search of the fabled Level 50 Blue Bow, still chasing on the coat tails of the stranger he met so long ago.

Thats my story.

02-04-2009, 04:16 PM	#7
Mindspank Flying Staff In-Game Name: Mindspank Current Level: 103 Sharpshooter Server: Bijou Posts: 337	On December 15th, 2007 the gods, pending approval of their leave form to go home for christmas, were bored. So they cruised the vast information resource available only to the gods, known as the interwebs. They visited various websites. Some of them involving funny pictures of felines in ambiguous situations with funny captions, others involved pictures of goddesses involved in not so ambiguous situations, with no captions whatsoever, scantily clad. Some of these sites involved data retreival websites, where anything your heart desires could be yours, with the click of your mouse and a little bit of patience, because your free internet you were leeching off of sucked. It was on this type of website, on this day, the gods saw an advertisement for a world in which to escape the burdens of being a god, known as Isya. So the gods researched Isya, and their rulers, Outspark, and decided to participate in the ever evolving creation of this world. But all was not sunshine and rainbows. The download was fraught with peril, for unbeknownest to the gods, other users on his internet were playing WoW. The gods LOATHED this digital abomination, and sought to postpone this menace, or block the port mapping through the router to which the gods had less than scrupulously gained access to. Ports blocked, WoW defeated, Neighbors yelling so loudly "NO I JUST GOT AN EPIC DROP AND NOW MY INTERNET DOESNT WORK!! IM SUING THE ISP!!", the gods were free to begin the journy into the creation of Isya. The gods then created their first child, RedCell. RedCell was a strong warrior, the bravest in all the land. But while patrolling the streets of Roumen, The gods saw something they desired even more than being the bravest warrior. For low and behold, another warrior of a different type brandished a flashing bow. So bedazzled by the witchery of this warriors bow, the gods saught to befriend him. "Halt I say to thee. I prithee ask, what is your christian name?" "Dragunov" "Dragunov, a curious name. What type of witchery is that bow you hold before you?" "It's a +9 lvl 20 bow. Want it? Ill sell it to you for 500s. It has enhanced stats and damage." "Stats? I fear I do not understand the tongues in which you speak, friend." "Too bad bro. Its a good deal. Oh I gotta go, later dude." "Wait, stranger!" And he was gone. Inspired by this stranger, the gods birthed another creation. Superior to RedCell in every way, they named him "Mindspank". To this very day, Mindspank vigilantly patrolls the darkest ruins in search of the fabled Level 50 Blue Bow, still chasing on the coat tails of the stranger he met so long ago. Thats my story. __________________ Fiesta - Mindspank - Bijou - 103 Sharpshooter Aion - Mindspank - Israphel - 65 Ranger Last edited by Mindspank; 02-04-2009 at 04:19 PM..