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Haha
Two jokes I found funny:
Teacher: In english, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, a double negative is still a negative, but there is no language in which a double positive is a negative.
Student: Yeah, right.
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A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Credits to Loveless for the great signature!
We rode on the winds of the rising storm
We ran to the sounds of thunder
We danced among the lightning bolts
And tore the world asunder
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