Slap him in teh face pls. Then proceed to the ultimate Yosei kick and stomp him into the ground till he becomes unconscious. While he's out of it, roll him down the hill then put him in a garbage can with banana peels over his head. As a final attack, tattoo "I DON'T DESERVE YOSEI COS I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER" onto his face and poke him once more in the eye before leaving.
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