kk, I think some comments in here are meant as jokes, and others....... maybe not.
But, just in case some people cannot see the humor in it, lets make sure to keep it civil please.
Dark, I am sorry about your break-up. Sometimes though, a little time away from each other is the best thing. Helps you to realize how much you really love the other person.
Just find something to do to help take your mind off of the situation and help you kill the time.