On the twelfth day of Christ-mas
My wif-ey gift-ed me...
Twelve spammers spamming
Eleven mushies housing
Ten pets a-floating
Nine pk-ers gloating
Eight beggars begging
Seven glitches glitching
Six leechers leeching
FIVE GOLDEN LUMPS~
Four class-es
Three main towns
Two Uru rings
AND A NECK-LACE OF EL-DY!
Author's notes:
~11 --> Reference to resting/vending in mushroom houses
~4 --> Cleric, fighter, mage, archer (classes)
~3 --> Roumen, Eldy, Uruga (towns)
That one is good, too. The guy had to add footnotes just to make sure people knew what the hell he was talking about. And stretching "classes" out on #3 would be amazingly awkward to sing, LOL
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