[Hessah]

Dear Patches,

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I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
...

Best of luck on the sex change,
Spirit

Dear Spirit

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I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory.
...

Best of luck on the sex change,
Patches

That's a sweet thing to keep of each other