[Ninja_Medic]

I have meh friends first then mine then another friends ;D



Dear Kayla,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprachan. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, in your closet and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory.
You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Go milk a cow,
Georgia



Mine:

Dear Matt,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey, in your car and I saw you my father sit on my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.

Go Milk a Cow,
Zach



Dear Amber,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg
, In your car and I saw you Carve your initials into My salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're Emotional enough to understand How awful you are.
I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep Your left ear
as a memory.
You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.
With tears of sadness,
Kayla