[Ralath]

Dear Patches,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass, at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the pants off of the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.
You should also know that I never will forget that night and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Spirit

LOOOL