LOL, this rocks~
Dear Hessah,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, at the mental hospital, and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that we're related.
I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Please don't hurt me,
Vasu
I really mean the bit in bold.
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Credits to Loveless for the great signature!
We rode on the winds of the rising storm
We ran to the sounds of thunder
We danced among the lightning bolts
And tore the world asunder
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