[Blaaaaaaaah]

Dear kt,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, in a clown suit and I saw you carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory.
You should also know that I will try to forget that you broke my heart and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change
Enraya

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LOL.

Dear Spirit,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub, As you were eating Kraft Dinner and I saw you Sit on My salt-beef bucket.
I'm sure you're Man enough to understand That your driving sucks.
I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory.
You should also know that I Will try to forget that you broke my heart and I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo.

Go milk a cow,
Hessah

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OMG that's kinky HAHAHAHA

She is gonna be SO offended!!!


Edit: @Hessah - why do we have different coloured walls? Our walls aren't pink!!!