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Dear Ralath,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, in your closet and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and thanks for the cocaine.
Go milk a cow,
a.L
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