[a.L]

I have a little bit of SC laying about, waiting around in case I want something with it. This is outrageous. With apologies to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, I want to look them straight in the eye and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit they are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

... tea-bagging, crotch-sniffing, Simon Cowell, one-armed hooker...