[lamchopz]

Kind of like the joke that goes kind of like this:

A man and woman were married for 60yrs. The Wife was on her death bed when she told her husband it was okay for him to finally open the chest at the end of their bed.

The man opened it and found two ears of corn and $100,000. He asked what the corn was for.. the wife answered "Every time I cheated on you I put an ear of corn in the chest." The husband said he forgave her.

He then asked about the money. She answered, "I sold the corn every time I made a bushel."

classy lol