[Phantom Badger]

I run and dance in meadows of candy corn
I feel so happy here
Its better than porn

It's raining candy corn over here
the "raindrops" land on my tongue
I love it, right now I have no fear

My house and pets are all candy
I murdered my mom when I was having a sugar rush
My girlfriend is candy corn and her name is mandy =)

I ride on the back of my candy horse
while I was riding and riding
I spotted some jelly boars..

I run and dance in meadows of jelly boars.... XDD

xD Lol

But good I like your imagination.