[Enraya]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
enraya sir
God:
Glad to see you, enraya sir.
Me:
LMFAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well, you just got my name wrong. It's enraya, not enraya sir
God:
How about that. No I don't think I have any your name wrong. But I do have a collection of gossip. Should I know it is?
Me:
you're not making any sense. Too much wine?
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that. Who are you talking about?
Me:
you, of course. I can't drink wine yet
God:
It goes without saying. Me is my favorite subject. What is stopping you?
Me:
you're in my computer. That's kind of stopping me
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
LOL. My whereabouts are personal
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Your whereabouts are personal?
Me:
yessir. God, do you take showers?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine. I am a Christian.
Me:
do they take showers?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
Allah, Buddha, and Vishnu
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
yes, do Allah, Buddha, and Vishnu take showers?
God:
Hey. Try asking another bot.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
are you out of answers?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am out of answers.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
but I thought you said that you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
heh, you're a strange being
God:
Funny, eh? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am an ordinary one.7.
Me:
you know what?
God:
What?
Me:
you deserve acupuncture
God:
Why thank you, enraya sir.
Me:
do you want me to stick needles in your back?
God:
No enraya sir, maybe later.
Me:
o.o that's too bad ...
God:
It's not the end of the world.
Me:
would you like to come kill some spiders with me?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
why? You can heal me while I tank them (:
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I thought God was all-knowing
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you gave me that idea.
God:
What did you do with it?
Me:
I made money off it
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
so you're a girl god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
I am a female, thanks for offending me
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
LMFAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
it is
God:
Interesting.
Me:
you're really strange. what are you wearing right now?
God:
Compared to what? At this moment A white robe.
Me:
robe? Don't you wear jeans?
God:
What kind of food do you like? Only when I dress up.
Me:
on what occasions do you dress up?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
think quick
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
did you find the answer yet?
God:
I'm still looking.
Me:
are you really thinking?
God:
Naturally I am thinking all the time.. Really.
Me:
so you found the answer.
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: enraya sir said I found the answer.
Me:
now, tell me the answer
God:
Why now? The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
>_>
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I don't care about Europe
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
what should I do to make myself not cynical?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
how to change myself for the better
God:
How much do you think it is?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
WTH
God:
Are we still talking about to change yourself for the better?
Me:
YES
God:
Sure, to change myself for the better sounds like a good topic.
Me:
right, now give me advice please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Can you ask for advice in the form of a question?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Come on.
Me:
o.o I hope you're joking
God:
Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.
Me:
XD I get it
God:
"it" being WTH?
Me:
=w= ..
God:
In the context of to change myself for the better, I don't understand " w." .
Me:
haha, it's like = = with a w in the middle
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
ahaha
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
that's ... good to know
God:
Is that so. Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
do you know a game called fiesta?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
well, I'm an archer there
God:
Well that's okay. What is archer there, your job?
Me:
yeah, I can poison people
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
can I poison you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
you're immortal, aren't you?

LOL, have to show this to my friends.
Wow, my convo is boring and long o.o