So today I went to the doctors. It was my first time with the specific doctor.
He came into the examining room and there it was....
His
huge
hairy
mole
O_O
On his cheek!
I couldn't stop starring. It was so hairy, the hairs were like an inch long! And white! Over a brown mountain on his face. It was like Mount Everest on his cheek. He was doing the whole check up thing, looking at my eyes, in my ears, etc. He was like "Now focus on my nose, don't cross your eyes, are you seeing double?", and I was thinking "Can't I just look at your mole?"
I felt like I was in this commercial...