[Belaslav]

I got yelled at in a parking lot once by a fat lady who couldnt get into the passenger side of her minivan because i had "parked to close".

I politely replied that I was able to get in and out of my vehicle just fine, and that perhaps if she needed the extra space, she should have her husband park further away where there are less cars...

I also took this opportunity to point out that parking further away had the side effect of giving her more exercise, of which she obviously was in dire need.

She proceeded to curse at me, in front of my son, so i simply looked down at him and said "See, this is why we dont let you eat chicken nuggets and mac n' cheese every night".

Lady got PWNED. Nice one!