How do you get all 493 pokemon on the bus?
You poke 'em on
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of
her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, why is the
groom wearing black?"
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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That's all!~~ I got em off another forum I was just reading
