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I wake up from my bed. I go to Hessah's house. I spy on Hessah but she is just playing Fiesta. I break into her house. Steal her Hello Kitty memorabilia. I go back home.I liek strawberries. I go to Blahs' house and steal some strawberries.
As I'm about to leave, I encounter Blahs who just got out of the shower. I go "Oh... HI THERE!" She asks, "Why are you in my house?" I say: "I wanted to play Fiesta on your computer, my computer is down." Blahs doesn't buy my story and seems mad. You hold still and pretend you're a new breed of strawberry growing trees that can talk. Miraculously, she buys that story. Blaaahs begins pulling out your hair, mistaking it for whispy thin strawberries. You take out a watch and start mesmerizing her while trying desperately to sneak away.
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While she is distacted by the watch, and goes "Ooooh, what a pretty watch", you manage to go past her, but as you were going to open the door, she wakes up and realises that you're not a tree and your hair don't taste like strawberries. While she's busy spitting the hair out of her mouth, you:
A. Open the door and run.
B. Pull off her hair towel and attempt to choke her with it.
C. Throw a shoe at her.