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I wake up from my bed. I go to Hessah's house. I spy on Hessah but she is just playing Fiesta. I break into her house. Steal her Hello Kitty memorabilia. I go back home.I liek strawberries. I go to Blahs' house and steal some strawberries.
As I'm about to leave, I encounter Blahs who just got out of the shower. I go "Oh... HI THERE!" She asks, "Why are you in my house?" I say: "I wanted to play Fiesta on your computer, my computer is down." Blahs doesn't buy my story and seems mad. You hold still and pretend you're a new breed of strawberry growing trees that can talk.
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Miraculously, she buys that story. Blaaahs begins pulling out your hair, mistaking it for whispy thin strawberries. You:
A. Yank out her ponytail and continue to jump out of a 10 story window.
B. Pretend you're sick, say you need to go to the bathroom and escape down the toilet.
C. Take out a watch and start mesmerizing her while trying desperately to sneak away.