Anyone else like puns?
Today I'm going to try to collect "Tom Swiftys"
If you've never heard of them, here is the wikipedia definition:
"A
Tom Swifty (or
Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. Tom Swifties may be considered a type of Wellerism."
Here are a few examples:
"I took the criminal to the basement" said Tom condescendingly.
"I've dropped by toothpaste" said Tom crestfallen.
"I don't have any flowers" said Tim lackadaisically.
I've you can think of any pls add
If you hate puns...im sorry
