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Ten easy steps to dealing with a loose tooth:
1. Acquire dental floss.
2. Tie one end of dental floss to tooth.
3. Tie other end of dental floss to bed post.
4. Watch scary/gory/disturbing movie.
5. Recoil from fright/disgust/shock.
6. Tooth comes out!
7. Place tooth under pillow.
8. Go to sleep.
9. Wake up and discover money!
10. Send proceeds to me.
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