Hester!
 

This one was on myspace xD Lawl. Its only a little bit differentor a lot...idk, lmao.

Mine is: I killed a whore because I love weed D;

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran naked with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I ran shirtless with
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I hugged
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I smoked with
11 (Nov) - I banged
12 (Dec) - I robbed



Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a hobo
04 - the cooke monster
05 - the one that i love
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a sexy man
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 - mY LOveR
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a dog
18 - a whore
19 - an Easter egg
20 - yo momma
21 - a teletubby
22 - my crush
23 -my ex boyfriend
24 - the kool-aid man
25 - a hottie
26 - a condom
27 - my boyfriend
28 - a bag of weed
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - jezzy the snowman
31 -a mop



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because that bum stole my taco
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because i still love her
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack

LOL!!! Another one~

let see...


I need yo momma because i like to snort cocaine

O_o

This one is more crapped up LMFAO

I robbed a drunk because I'm good in bed....?

I banged a dog because I'm gay.

I'm starting to hate this purple PJs.

LMFAO!

Omg. KT gets good ones.

LOL!

I wish i wasnt born in september.. i dont like the yo momma jokes kekekeke

LOOOOOOOOOL!

However.

I don't think they call that being gay. ;) :tongue:

Just an animal lover. =]

I slapped jezzy the snowman because I'm sexy like that.