To recap P.E. today...
 

"This music really makes me want take my clothes off..."

"O. M. G. Does this lotion smell like cats for you too?"

"I wonder what Arsenic (rat poison) tastes like..."


...freaks. ^Real quotes said in PE today.

Cats??? o_O I say that is the weirdest of the 3.

I'm pretty sure she does... E-E-E-E-ecstasy. <3 The same girl said the cat & clothes ones.

"My arse crack is sweaty, is yours?"

Yep, someone asked me that while we were walking to the change rooms. TOO MUCH INFO, MATE.

LOL reminds me of the football locker rooms D:. But then again nothing worse then a room full of sweaty guys...some rather strange things happen o____O.

o___o"

*tries to remember some wacky and kinda cute things my friend says* ... *fails*

boo faulty brain...

She has some amusing stories though. <3

-Tells a funny story to lighten the mood-

Have any of you guys heard of the crispy creme girls?*if not google them and find out what makes this story so funny lol* Well my junior year in HS one of my really close friend was the running back and the Coach was always teasing him about always chasing girls. So one day we went into the locker room and took a crispy creme girls calender and taped it up in his locker. Our Coach came through and was checking our lockers for ummm *contraband*. Keep in mind my friend has'nt even looked in his locker yet. So Coach is going around checking everyones locker as he gets closer to my friends locker we are tryna hold back the laughter and failing miserbly. Finally he gets to the locker get this expression on this face*see example below* his voice gets all squeaky and hes like...Shadrick wtf is this? My friends like what Coach? Then sees the calender lololol.

LOL I promise this is what his face looked like.
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/O...25557_8326.jpg

Then there's the dude that was changing next to me once. Got a can of deodorant, shoved it down his pants and sprayed. And sprayed. And sprayed some more. Whilst staring at me smiling. Disturbing.

or


by any chance?

D:

You got to listen to music in gym?