Lil!
 

This is the day.... Hmm.. *checks teeth in reflection of mirror* This is the day your dreams come true!

Here!

Picture this - a rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, my little wife, massaging my feet! While the little ones play on the floor..~

TEN POINTS FOR GASTON!

PUBLICLY HUMILIATED! Why, it's more than I can bear.

More beer?

WHAT FOR, NOTHING HELPS!

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When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help me get large!

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but now that I'm grown I eat FIVE DOZEN eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAARGE!

omg Beauty and the Beast ftw ^^

My favourite part is the part where they're talking to the psych warden.

"OOoooooo I'll be strapping up an inmate, very tightly, very soon. But please don't bring him in late... the check-in time's noon."

=P

LOL oh my you're good looking Omie.

I actually just watched that movie quite recently again myself, hahha!!

When lil calls me, we randomly break into song, this being the main song! LOL.

LOL ok I can imagine you guys singing it with your manly voices.

Well!

At least we don't have to shave our upper lips every day! HMMPH!

hairs can grow on lips?
omg, what kind of species are you?!

she's a blaaaaaah, that's enough description!