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1 P0K3D J00

*flies across the room through a window and onto a car, somehow crushing it* You call that a poke???! That hurt! D;

*walks into room*

DAMNIT SUPERMAN STOP COSPLAYING ME

*big matrix battle starts between me and superman the conclusion is he is about to kill me*

Superman: Pr3par3 t0 d13 n00bl3t
Me: Ok anybody attack stuperman at his weak spot, and hurry if you want me to live

*watch*

Quick! Wheres the cryptonite??

If superman kills him, please someone grab the key to the box he has me locked in and come save me!!!!! It stinks in here.

Its where he keeps his jock straps D:

Ewwwww!!!! I'm stuck for life!!!!


*goes off to cry silently, while I await my doom.*

Actually it is on spirits back, in the one place that she cant reach when it itches

Superman: In my jock strap
Me: Okay onto Plan B........................KICK HIM IN THE NUTS

Then I am FREE!!!!! Because there is not one spot on my back that I cannot reach. :D One of my many hidden talents.:)