So I gots a life...
 

and I still haven't gotten laid.

it's ok, you'll get laid once you get married, i think........

D'oh.

Or those weird vagoo machines that I saw in a documentary on Japanese sex dolls..(don't ask).

Yeah.. its supposed to feel real.

Blow up dolls are freaky man. That weird face they make all the time... I'd have nightmares if I had one o them in the room.

They look shocked. If I were a guy using one, I'd feel like I was raping someone.

Okay, we are not having this conversation o.o *walks away*

Geez. We were having a perfectly pleasant conversation about blow up dolls and you had to go and make it all weird. lol

But yeah, that perma shock look is what I was talking bout. Freaky lookin.

lul wut...