I am
 

the cookie master :arg:

I'm not a cookie addict, sheesh. I'm just the dealer. I'm like the man in Colombia cookie drug lord making it secretly in the basements of my mansion that I've managed to pay for purely out of the money I've made baking cookies.

LOL xD


....wanna hook me up? >_> (THATS WHAT THEY SAY RIGHT?!?! I HAVE NO DRUG PURCHASING EXPERIENCE)

"Are you holding?"

And, er, I don't have any either.

Hahaha xD

I love the cookie monster... you just ruined it. :<