Pedobear, start your engines...
 

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...-night_1140222

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ld/...ng_2777562.jpg

Really?

Really what?

Uh, wouldn't she probably get whoever she wanted?

I don't even find her that attractive.. I'd be more interested in what she would buy me ;)

Maybe someone needs to do something over-the-top like this one.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/04/...7041272224615/

He's also got the right idea. You certainly want to invite a Ho to prom.

I think that's pretty cute.. but that's just me xD

Hmm, public pressure. Cheap, but whatever works.

It's also risky if he would have gotten shot down.

Eh, too many variables to account for proper risk evaluation.

But still... Preparation is vital.

EDIT: I just thought of a perfect analog. Chess.