A riddle
 

What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between Your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole,
And Works Best When Jerked?

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Hes, you're banned from contributing an answer unless it's a wrong one. :P

... uh.. uumm..
no, i'm not gonna say it

At first I thought the answer was "taffy", but the more I've thought about it, I'd think it's probably a seat belt, even though I don't have boobs.

I dun have boobs, Dun i? o.o

A seatbelt, you perverts.

I know half of you were thinking it.

Hraes you googled it didnt you!!!

A Penis.

Someone had to do et ¬¬

Lol?

So only women wear seatbelts I guess.

A tampon?

Really?