| Jackaroo |
08-17-2009 08:39 AM |
3 word story "recount"
ok so i got the old 3 word story and wrote it out coz i was bored here you go
Once there was a teddy bear who was feeling fabulous.It wanted to take a sexy and scrumptious bath.Kirby was eaten by a very hyper active Kirby,which hated to make sense.Bathing meanwhile,Teddy scrubbed too hard and all his hair dropped hard into his cereal and spontaneously combusted. After teddy's death a ghost slime possesed a Kirby that scared Light who punched Kirby who was hospitalized and he wanted to go to a children's hospital to die peacefully. At kirby's funeral Meta Knight appeared Meta said to kirby's best friend that kirby died.Cillia cried out "Leesa is hot!!!"and everyone stared. An awkward silence was followed by a cleric reviving kirby's cat Raja which was really old and smelled. Two girls,one had a mole and god said you are very Llama-ish. Jik then went to buy a clue and some rubbers for later tonight because being electrocuted isn't very fun alone. Hessah then said "you look funny" Jik grabbed Hessah and kayla's hand smacked Jik's face for no reason. But suddenly Jack fell of a chasm with spikes and died painfully. With his last breath Jik said "i will remember kirby's cat raja". Then blahs appeared playing Ball Balance and killed everyone. Then out of nowhere Jik lived. Then Jack screamed "I'm bleeding lulz". Then suddenly a pig flew straight into blahs hand she put it in a cage. "i got pork bought from wal-mart for 5 pennies" and one transformer let piggy go and it esploded. Then she caught piggy number 2 for dinner tonight but an angry spider pig mommy which had swine flu ate her. So then Hessah the devastating pirate lost her piggy. It turned out that the story made no sense. Game is over. But then it ended. Game over. It's not over. The next morning Hessah and Helion stabbed Bdex in the ball-sack and then Loveless started eating some ice-cream which turned into white cumulus drenched in chloroform..........
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