The other day...
 

I was strolling around in the world of msn when I saw wacky's true form.

He's a really old man. Listening to The Beatles all day. D: Then I saw him take out a box of pills. As I peered closer, I recognised that they were contraceptive pills! D: So I ran like a heroine and snatched the box out of his hands (picture this in slow-motion) yelling "NNNNOOOOOOooooooooooo" and I saved his life.

He told me the pills were supposed to be for his liver cancer.

Then I asked which doctor he went to, and he said Dr. Dyna. o:

All in all, I saved the day from the evil villian Dyna - with wacky being the poor victim.

Nuuuu I was sucked into a time and space vortex and aged rapidly. By coincidence I got sucked into one 5 minutes later (after reminiscing about WWI) and got spat out as my youthful self.

oh gawd! i think u've gotta help him go into rehab and get back his manlihood... or wats left of it...

first... throw his purple lace bra away....

(i hear another NOooooo echoing....)

LOL haha

The many faces of wacky...
- Owl
- Old man
- Princess
- Crab molester
- My normal self

The last one on the list shouldn't be there. =/

Foiled again.

i picture something that looks close to a martian....

Err... if I said no, Blaaaaaaah would say I'm lying.

Nah, if you said no I would agree. You look worse than a martian.