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Hraesvelg 06-26-2009 11:32 PM

My tax dollars at work
 

Azarion 06-27-2009 12:37 AM

I lol'd.

Edit: Just looked at they lyrics to the song. Made me lol even harder.

Hraesvelg 06-27-2009 03:45 AM

Yes. His music excellence is unparalleled in our state. If we completely ignore New Orleans. Or zydeco. Or swamp pop. Yes, this song was actually sung on the floor of our House of Representatives.

The lyrics for the song:

Bow bow
Bow bow bow
Bow bow
Bow bow bow
Bow bow
Bow bow bow
Hurricane
Bow bow
Bow bow bow
Bow bow
Bow bow bow

Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum

She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain't nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry

Well let’s get ratchet
Lets get ratchet
Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet
She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming
Told her to bust it open let me see whats really happnin
She the ship and I'm the captain
I'm tha captain
Booty bigger than the pus

And I'm all the way in your city
I'm from Louisianna so you gotta show me how your city
Do it for that camera
Make it drop and bring it back to the top
I’m no amateur
Girl you can give it to me it ain't nothing I cant handle
She just got out of the shower smellin' like a scented candle
And I'm finna finna ?
Sliding off tha mattress
No moving no acting baby this is real action
Beat it up so bad
You be scared to walk past me
I know you're Halle Berry
Baby there's no acting
I beat it up so bad
You be scared to walk past me for real

She fine den a bitch ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry
She walkin' like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain't nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry

Halle Berry you jazze
That’s way past fine
Girl you look like something that should be on tha dance line
Increadable by tha waist
Pluss she got a pretty face
Even tho she got class she listen to UGK
I'm finna flip her through traffic
With tha top back of tha donk
Girl I guarantee I can make you go numb numb numb numb
I got enough bread to take me and you to London
And back to America and all over the country
She make me want to keep her close by
Like a side kick
She tha type of chick that ain't gone never look sloppy
I'mma beat it out the frame
Hurricane that’s who I be
You must be Halle Berry
I don’t need to see your ID

She fine den a bitch ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She aint nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry

Gone bob your head
Gone work your shoulder
Now what I just said girl do it on tha d
Age ain't shi
I done got a lil older
Me or you man baby girl take a pic
Which one
She so classy, Shes so jazzy
Lil momma blow like a
Do it on tha d
She don’t need no help
She say she got it
She do it all by her self
Get so fine
Like a god damn ticket
Gave her a hickey
In order for a nig like me to spend cash
You gotta bounce like shocks in your ass
You, bed, ass, work
Start slow faster
Mr. Halle Berry
Mr. take your bitch
Take her from tha club
To tha car to tha d

Superstar

She fine den a bitch ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She aint nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle Berry, Halle Berry
Halle Berry, Halle Berry

Jikanu 06-27-2009 04:06 AM

That's... sickening.

Ralath 06-27-2009 04:21 AM

LMAOwut!??!?!

Someone sung that on the floor of the House of Reps??

And before you ask, no, I didn't watch the video. YouTube doesn't load for me.

Blaaaaaaaah 06-27-2009 04:32 AM

@Ralath: yep

and wut ?! LOL

What I found funny was that they started playing the song before he was ready LOL.

Dr. Stiles 06-27-2009 06:22 AM

there's even a dance to this song

Vasu 06-27-2009 06:51 AM

Well atleast that's better than my dad's tax dollars at work:

http://www.deccanherald.com/content/...rain-gods.html

And people ask me why I don't like religion. -.- "That party wasn't auspicious! Vote for me! I'll waste money on rites!"

Azarion 06-27-2009 10:33 AM

I swear, this video gets ten times funnier every time I watch it. And then I realize that people my age actually listen to music similar to that, and like it. Then it makes me sad.

Hyper 06-27-2009 10:39 AM

I can only imagine the looks on the faces of all the old white men in the room.


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