Fml
 

Be warned that the following event is quite disgusting. You will either laugh your head off or go straight to the bathroom to lose your breakfast/lunch/dinner.







The other day I was on the bus home, managed to grab an empty seat by the window. There was a rather large girl sitting in front of me... which was fine except this was rush hour and she was sitting sideways not allowing anyone else to sit. Not that there was actually room to sit. But anyways that wasn't the bad part, the bad part was when she raised her arm... the stench was just overwhelming. I had to bring my backpack up a little to cover my face...

Well, I managed to fall asleep so I escaped having to deal with that. I woke up seeing that my stop was close. She apparently had the same stop as me. She stood up... and she, I guess, had a real bad wedgie or something cause she was picking it. Like really digging in y'know? I was horrified. And that isn't the worst... she then proceeded to raise her that same hand up to her nose and sniff. Here I was witnessing this horrifying scene... I swear the person sitting next to me froze at the scene as well.

That is all.

thats so nasty! hahahaha

O_O!!

Was that you? I couldn't tell if it was from the site or not, but I figured it'd be you since most FML's aren't longer than a sentence LOL!!

LOL OMG I imagined the last few sentences all in slooooooooow mooooootiiooooon..........

Unfortunately... it was my own personal experience.


I have headphones to shut out stupid talk leik y'know... and I get this.

I... Laughed my head off. LMAO.

that would be LMHO

Hahaha Hessah

There was a girl in my German class in High School who's pits smelled soooooooooo bad, it was like she never even heard of deodorant and went jogging in a sweat suit.

I'll have Parmesan Cheese with my Pizza thanks