My Brother is a Guru...
 

Ok so my brother and my friend were talking over xbox (real story) and my friend told my brother "Our rockband drum pad fell off, our guitar sucks, what's next?" and my brother said "Red rings are coming your way (red rings is when your xbox goes from green, to red, on the power button. Red rings means, your xbox is destroyed basiclly) so last night, while I was sleeping, lightning hit around where I live. Well my friend's brother was up at like 7:00 am player Rock Band 2. Well guess what? The lightning struck a power cable, his xbox blew out, and he got red rings! This is so weird, I think my brother is a guru lol...

even a deaf, dumb, and blind squirrel can find a nut once in a while.

I thought the mice were blind, not the squirrels.

It's called Confirmation Bias.