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Jokes Section!
I make this thread so anyone can post a joke. Please....I Want to laugh more.xD I will start first. THE OPERATER AND THE CALLER caller:hello,can i speak to Annie Wan? operator:yes,you can speak to me caller:No!i want to speak to Annie Wan! operator:yes,i understand,u want to speak to anyone.U can speak to me.who is this? caller:im Sam Wan n i need to talk to Annie Wan!its urgent! operator:i know u r someone,and u want to talk to anyone!but what is the urgent matter about? caller:well,tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.Noe Wan got injured,and Noe Wan is being sent to hospital.Right now,Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital operator:look,if no one is injured,and no one is being sent to the hospital,then the accident is not an urgent matter!you may find this hilarious,but i dont have time for this! caller:u r so rude!who are you? operator:im Saw Ree. caller:yes!u should be sorry!now give me ur name! operator:that is what i said.im Saw Ree! caller:god! |
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? ----------------- ----------- ------- ---- The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? ----------------- ----------- ------- ---- Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend? ----------------- ----------- ------- ---- Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? ----------------- ----------- ------- ---- Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. |
^LOL!! XD i got each one wrong >.>
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This Question...I used to hear It when I'm 10..whr do you come from? |
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