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Jokes
1- Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?? Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date. ********** 2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying... and the other ensures you Continue to do so. ********** 3- Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no. ********** 4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ********** 5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ********** 6- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ********** 7- A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE" ********** 8- Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ********** 9- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: “Billionaire" |
3, 6, 7, 9 are like teh winzor :D
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Hahaha
They made me laugh IRL... Where do you get these things? |
XD Lol
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I smirked x3
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XD they're good~
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wow...no.3 is epic haha
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