God wants local man dead.
 

http://www.bama.ua.edu/~acsellers/story.html

xD

Such a long read but LMFAO it was sooo funny. xD

Read it all, like almost peed myself four or thirty times

I don't understand his fetish with the word "fluffy".

ROFL

He replaced all the word "Fuck" with "Fluffy"

...

Prepare to get clusted-Fluffy'ed.

wow XD

i've een trying that link for two days, it just doesn't load for me D:

I understand what the substitution was. I'm not dense. I just don't understand why he did it. He didn't replace "shit" with anything. Certainly the whole piece was weird, but that was even moreso.

Waoh.... I love how he references Stalingrad and Nazi regime.

o: it loaded