Happy Birthday
 

Happy birthday to me






*loads magazine*








Happy birthday to me











*hits the slide release*











Happy birthday dear mindspank











*pulls the hammer*













Happy birthday to.....












*uses pistol lighter to light his candles*

...me.



What? you thought I was gonna off myself on my birthday?

How cliche.

For my present I want a custom title. "forum troll", "thread killer", or "whiny old guy" will work. Unless you can think of something more fitting. :D

*Continues to troll FF*

Loki or Spirit would have made you special thread if you had your birthday listed D:!!

Happy Birthday though. Haha.

It was listed. I thought. But apparantly not. I wasnt trying to attention whore, I just wanted to make a post for mah birfday.

Wait, where are you from? (I have a reason for asking)

Happy birthday.

I am from Florida, but I currently reside in Mount Vernon, Virginia.

Country would have been fine xD

Oh! Nevermind. I see your birthday now, haha.

USA homie!

Home of the rudest customs agents around. At least in atlanta.

Nowhere else on earth can you see a 20 year old customs guy screaming at a 72 year old korean man because he went 2ml over his 100ml limit on gels in his checked bags.

I wanted to choke the kid. No wonder foreigners hate us.

I'm originally from Michigan but now live in Florida o: Been here 3mths 2days.