koager~
 

http://www.outspark.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133433

Did ya see this? -didn't go through whole thread-

thats cool!

I am no good with poems but I know koager is.. I think he can win it!! The entries I skimmed over (didn't skim over all of them) were pretty boring...

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve Blaaahs steaking,
Eleven Blaaahs keep steaking,
Ten Blaaahs and steaking,
Nine Blaaahs still steaking,
Eight Blaaahs and steaking,
Seven Blaaahs keep steaking,
Six Blaaahs still steaking,
Five Blaaahs steaking,
Four Blaaahs steaking,
Three Blaaahs steaking,
Two Blaaahs steaking,
And a Blaaaaah with a steak in her hands!


- FiestaFan version

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve gaming bugs,
Eleven Cash Shop items,
Ten forum people fighting,
Nine Elf Females dancing,
Eight players requesting,
Seven chests are dropping,
Six players whining,
Five fake reports,
Four Site Spammers spamming,
Three Game Leaders playing,
Two GMs online,
And all servers down on Christmas Eve!

That one was hilarious. Chap named Sam_Tyler.

On the twelfth day of Christ-mas
My wif-ey gift-ed me...

Twelve spammers spamming
Eleven mushies housing
Ten pets a-floating
Nine pk-ers gloating
Eight beggars begging
Seven glitches glitching
Six leechers leeching
FIVE GOLDEN LUMPS~
Four class-es
Three main towns
Two Uru rings
AND A NECK-LACE OF EL-DY!


Author's notes:
~11 --> Reference to resting/vending in mushroom houses
~4 --> Cleric, fighter, mage, archer (classes)
~3 --> Roumen, Eldy, Uruga (towns)

That one is good, too. The guy had to add footnotes just to make sure people knew what the hell he was talking about. And stretching "classes" out on #3 would be amazingly awkward to sing, LOL

My favorite was the one Sam wrote. :3