I finally figured it out!
 

Omg how did I not know this before?! Our reason for existence is to...

WORSHIP BOOYAH!!! Y didn't I think of that earlier?

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He will take over the FF :devil: and I'm afraid that he'll do it all costs, even if it means stealing Blaahs golden steak D:

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I am sorry....but it is only a matter of time before King BooBooyah awakens from his slumber...and KILLS U! *Dan dan!* T.T

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There is no need to be afraid... MY CHILD.... it is okay now... MY CHILD... King BooBooyah is still in deep sleep...MY CHILD... and will not begin his sacrifice to the gods for many months...MY CHILD....

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Moooortal Kombaat!

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