Oh Em Gee
 

I walked into Tim Horton's to get myself a sandwich. Standing in line I'm just looking at the menu... then something catches my eye to the left. I look and lo and behold it was the nastiest sight one could lay eyes on.

There was the ass with the crack in full view. And I'll tell you it wasn't a pretty one either. It showed years of donut consumption. I recoil in horror at the sight and catch the eyes of another girl standing ahead of me. She smirked knowing exactly what I had seen.

I am further traumatized. :urweird:

:err:

Good thing I never eat at Tim Hortons.

ewewewewewewewewewewewew

*wipes brain*

i puked reading this...:sigh:


:ninja:

Lolololol!

did you keep lining up?

i would've lost my appetite...

If I wasn't starving I think I would've left.

^I would have lost my appetite.

xD Ewww... this is why the nation must go on a diet.

o____o

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