Please...
 

... if your ass needs two seats, don't sit in between two people. Especially on a hot and muggy bus. That's just not right.

:hulksmash::goaway:

The phrase "stuck between a rock and a hard place" comes to mind.

Fixed. :cutielove:

LOL!!!

that reminds me... someone on a train newspaper said...

"To the lady on the xxx train, there are 3 type of seats on the train, a 2 seater, 3 seater, and a 2 and a half seat.. your ass does not fit on half a seat"

@Ralath: No, just no...

Lol, butt sandwiched.

Yes... and mashed until flat. Wow... that is nasty LOL It reminds me when I sat by a guy in an airplane and he kinda flubbed over into my seat... I think they actually make those people buy 2 seats now.

I got yelled at in a parking lot once by a fat lady who couldnt get into the passenger side of her minivan because i had "parked to close".

I politely replied that I was able to get in and out of my vehicle just fine, and that perhaps if she needed the extra space, she should have her husband park further away where there are less cars...

I also took this opportunity to point out that parking further away had the side effect of giving her more exercise, of which she obviously was in dire need.

She proceeded to curse at me, in front of my son, so i simply looked down at him and said "See, this is why we dont let you eat chicken nuggets and mac n' cheese every night".

LMAO. Awesome use of the moment.