i was outside
 

and my dog peed a lake on some lady's house. everything is yellow. she called the cops.

WHUT DO I DO?!?!?!11 :cries::cries::cries::cries::cries:

u pee on her!!

i dont want to tho

If the lady knows it's your dog, you're screwed. Otherwise, hide the dog, make sure he doesn't bark or give any other signs of his presence, and don't come outside for the rest of the day.

its the best thing to do dont worry i do it all the
time wen im drunk i pee on ppl lol jking

Tell her to "**** off"? o:

But she threw an old gameboy at mah head.

AND OLD BLACK AND WHITE GAMEBOI

it hurtss

I say you return her property and return the favour. With a headshot.

That's equivalent to throwing a brick. Ouch.

were u live ima kill this person and ima take the gamboy home
and play it ^.^