Dear god. D<
 

Alright, this is sort of an old story, but whatever.

I used to be in a guild on Bijou called "goodname". It was pretty cool: good levels, nice people, and a kickass master named Theory (kid's the man). But there was this one member called "wasthatreallyhername", she was the so called 'event manager'. She would round us up and tell us to SIT. IN. A. CIRCLE. (something I havn't done since, oh say... PRE-SCHOOL). It was in ths hemisphere of annoyance that she then started asking us about our FEELINGS. I made a Dr. Phil joke, she got pissy and whiney, and I logged off for the day.

To me, this is one of the people that I can swear is around 9-10 years old. I'm sure everyone knows that type of little girl who absolutely HAS to have things her way, or else she throws a hissy fit. That was my interpretation of this person.

So the next day, she says to Theory (the benevolant man-god) that she 'haz beeen waitn SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONGGG' to do a Guild War. He agrees, and I do too because I had never been in one before and I was curious. They spend about half an hour debating what Guild we should fight. They finally pick one.

Venomous4U.

I swear to god I almost pissed myself when I saw one of there members. It was a female mage, averagely equipped. She hadn't saw me yet, so I thought I could get an easy suprise attack (I was level 24 at the time). I click on her to attack her... and I immediatly get on my hobby horse and hightail my ass out of there.

She was a mage, that I knew, but when I clicked on her, I realized that she had over 4k of HP. A mage.... with 4. fucking. thousand. HP! From that moment in I hid out in the Forest Perimeter untill it was over. xD

I told Theory about this later; he said that the word hasn't been invented to measure the epicness of that mage.

Then "Iguessthatishername" is tryyinngg to apologize again and again and again.

All in all I lost a good hour of gameplay with 4 mats on, and then I left.

But I didn't die. :cutielove:

LOL, nice one.


4k even for a Mage isn't a big deal now. Just takes one of them Tier 3 or 4 scrolls and you're there ;D


Then again, a 6x /7x against a 2x isn't really cool either xD

lol - we have a lot of guild's war us because they see our low-levels hanging out in Elderine. Then they get upset when our high-levels come in and avenge them slaughtering our low-levels. They think it is fair that they attack our members that they out-level but it is unfair when we all log onto our mains, which are predominately high-level and fight back.

At least you had enough sense to go hide. If it had been me though, I would have logged out instead of wasting the hour hiding. I would have done something else and then logged back in after the GW was over.

But here's the thing, THERE WASN'T ANY SCROLL. D:

It was pure HP. I had to double check a few times myself, lol.

LOL. That happened to me a few times as well. I had a random war, walked around in Lv30 gear, and they soon found out that I was actually a Lv7x. Oh, and, you might wanna edit out the people's names. It might lead to a flame war. *wondering why Spirit_Of_Fire didnt say anything about that..*

:err: I guess because he wasn't dogging them. Or saying that they did anything wrong. But, yeah, guess I wasn't fully awake this morning. I am gonna edit out the names, just to be on the safe side.

Again.... :err::zzz:

LOOOL. That's awesome.

ROFLMAO@ the Dr. Phillys girl. Wow. I swear, I would be laughing so hard and sabotaging that event as well as I could.

^ Are you sure? She might throw a tantrum and log out for a week this time.

Oh man!!!:uhoh:
Why havent we had one of these yet Loveless?!?!:nahnah:

or, meyb like a sing-a-long or something equally cool:zip: