Corrupted wish game.
 

I bored out of my mind, so let's play a game. It's called the corrupted wish game, where someone wishes for something and another person grants it but corrupts it as well. Then that corruptor person wishes for something else.

Eg. "I wish for a puppy."

"Granted, but it bites you in the crotch. I wish for ice cream..." and so on.

I'll start off. I wish for a helicopter.

But it doesnt have a gas tank.

I wish for a moutain dew.

Granted, but I shook it and it sprayed in your face.

I wish for a crossbow.

Granted, That you shoot yourself in the eye with.

I wish for More Ram in my comp (lol)

Granted, but I blow up your comp. :)

I wish I was the king of the universe.

Granted, but the whole universe rebells against u and kills u.

I wish i had a wii

Granted, but you didn't get what you wanted because i, who is granting it, has no idea what is a wii.

I wish i knew what is a wii

Granted, but you still don't get to have one because you can't afford it.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted, but now its freezing cold

I wish i owned fiesta online

Granted, but you trip over the power cord and your server crashes.

I wish I had a lot of money!