I Hate Telesales!
 

OK that's nothing new..

But what's with these annoying telesales that ask me when our photocopier contract finish and who we've got the contract with and how much we're paying a month?

NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

I'd ask if they carry ink made from 100% organic virgin blood. Then count the amount of seconds it takes them to hang up.

I'd love to try that when my boss is out of the office xD

And the particular reason you can't do that while your boss is in the office is...? You'll be doing everyone a great favour by keeping the phone line free and lowering the phone bill.

If I said that I might have to count the number of seconds to when I get sacked for creeping my boss out too.. xD