Australia
 

That's how Blahs became the man he is right now.

i'd like to introduce you to a favorite website of mine called cracked:
http://www.cracked.com/search/search...ch&q=australia

Did I mention that Australia has almost no ozone layer and is bombarded by sun rays and UV 12-18 hours a day?

Australia is designed to kill you in every horrible way possible. That's why we sent convicts there to live our a torturous existence until they died and were sent to hell, which was a break. And now they've even going to put up the Great Firewall of Australia so that the poor schlubs still there can't even look at gonzo porn. It's a shame.

Wa mooncaek so goot la

I think it's actually "Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang" but that's neither here nor there.

onli in da azian sububs off aussaylia!!!

Australia have thier own language !?

I thought they talk englishhhh.

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They speak Nazi too