Need HW help please help D:
 

Ok, so today, I went to the restroom during English class and I came back, I missed something that the teacher said, I asked her what it is, she replied "Too late now, you didn't listen the first time." and I told her I was in the restroom, but she still said no and told me to ask my classmates, but my classmates are being gay and just told me "Find 2 sentences on the internet or somewhere of a pon(or pun, idk which it is)." And I know what pun is, but I have no idea how to make one or find one. So I really need your help and I don't want my teacher to get my grade lower.
Can anyone give me 1 or 2 sentences of the "pun/pon" that I need for homework? Thanks so much ;D

I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn't have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.

I keep falling off my bike, but I just get right back on it and ride. I'm a firm believer in re-cycling.

basically a pun refers to a sentence with different words but it kinda means the same thing.

Example?

Regular Sentence: I will not kill.

Pun sentence: Thou shall not kill.

look online for shakespeare sentences and thats what a pun means XD good luck.

Example: A cannon ball took off his legs, so he laid down his arms.

Edit: Sentence that adds effects to it.

I had some back trouble, but it's all behind me now.

that sentence is cool! HAHAH

<--- fails in english...

yay! Thanks Yosei & Falcomist ;D. I get what it is now, thanks so much :)

OMG. ROFL~!

Here are some from my favorite comic!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...eforeSwine.jpg

lmao sorry to necropost...but those comics are hilarious

^_^

Pearls Before Swine is AWESOME! :D

Read the back of vitamin waters. They always have some corny puns like.. they were talking about soccer and it said "You'll get a kick out of it".

It's PUN not pon :P That's for sure.
I will skip the examples since I'm horrible with those figures XD

Can ppl stop posting here, like don't post here anything, not even answering me to say "oh sorry", I got my help already and I turned my homework in, I dont need more people to help me understand it when Falc and Yosei already helped me understand it

:) I like these puns they're funny.

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