Oh Belaslav~
 

Приветом~

;)

Um... Either you messed up the cases, in which it it should be "Привет", or you forgot the C, making "С Приветом".

But hi right back at ya. :D

AH SHI.

Yeah I forgot the C.

dammit everytime I try to do something, I fail miserably D:

Lol, why miserably?

ha

Recently my life has turned into the living version of "Final Destiny"

Today... I had to file another injury report.

Someone ordered French Fries... and I dropped one of the fries into the oil... and the oil splashed back onto my face.

=/

So now right under my eye, and the right side of my face is all red.

On my way home, my bike's back brakes locked up, and just locked...

BOOM.

And I almost face-planted.

Someone is after me >.>;

Uhh... Is it just you who constantly get all these injuries, or does your workplace's safety just sucks?

As for the bike brakes, be glad it's not the front ones... :p

No...

in 30 days or less I've been working there for a year...

and these 3 in the past week are the first 3 I've ever had to file.

>.>;

O.o

Do you study someplace too?

С Приветом~

xD

psh I study at school o.o'

is there another meaning to that question?

Привет!

Как дела?

Хорошо, а вы?

:)

"Вы" is a formal type of you in Russian, "Ты" would be more friendly.

Что делаешь?

Wait? Did he use a respectful pronoun with a more familiar person? Ooh, dis! :rolleyes:

Я люблю расстегай

Formal ftw D:


Что ты хочешь делать?

xD

ожидание…
Я люблю спартанский лазер больше

Wait... you love what?

Shi.

/google translator >.>;

I like Pie
I used translator

Ha I guessed xD

And the second one...

I love Spartan... something something...

/trying not to use Google Translator D:

The second one is I love Spartan Laser more
ohno, you learned my secret, *lasers himself, then waits 10 second committing suicide respawn*

Я тоже.

Ничего полезного. XD

What the hell did you mean by "ожидание"? Waiting?

Расстегай is a pastry with a filling, that is not fully inside and some of it is sticking out. I love the jam ones!

wtf is Spartan laser? >.>;

A weapon in Halo 3. Think of it as a face-melting machine.

Уничтожить вещи? xD!

Rofl at the second one :p

and that last one sounds awesome o.o'

seeing as how I'm not going to be in Russia anytime soon... I don't think I'll have any =/

but I was like...

Rasstyegayie... wtf? >.>;

Spartan Laser is a weapon from Halo 3 that is used by Masterchief. It's a huge gun you carry on your shoulder, aim then hold for 1 second, boom, pop goes the laser, instant pwnage.

"Уничтожaть вещи" or "Уничтожить вещь".

Plural or singular one?

Ha.

Plural ftw. :p

oh wait... did I use singular?

gah.

/fail.

@Viasta:

I want one. Nao.

Ok, *lends one to Booyah*

Yay!

;D

*shoots Hyper*

WEEEEEEEEEE!!

You know, not to be dissin' on Spartan Lasers, 'cause I know they're fun. But wouldn't it be more easier to summon Cefca Palazzo? After all, he's the god of nothing! :D

wth xDDD

I don't play those games, so I have no idea what you guys are talking about :3

i have no idea what he is talking about either :/..
so..*lasers booyah and take back my lent-only Spartan Laser*

Spartan Laser

;p, i got triple kill with spartan laser before too, which was pwnage. But I did not die at the end, for I was camping with it lol

Neh, Cefca was the main villain from Final Fantasy 6, so I understand if you haven't played it. It's an old game. However, he became a god mid-game and had his own version of the Spartan Laser called the Light of Judgement so...